HEY, YOU!!YES, YOU!!
Are you TIRED of having friends?
Getting dragged along to things like PARTIES.
Are you SICK of people caring about you?
Are interpersonal relationships too much for you?
~~Introducing NEW AND IMPROVED~~
I Don't Care™
INSTANTLY sever any useless relationships with one easy phrase!
You can now stay home and do what you love!
Mass Effect,
watching dorky sci-fi shows,
so much easier without friends!
Ask these satisfied customers!
"Ever since I started I Don't Care™ my life has been changed for the better. I cannot begin to explain how few texts I get from people now, and the number of friends I have on Facebook went from 357 to a whoppin' 6! Amazing." - Trogdor, age unknown
"I recommend I Don't Care™ to anyone like me; I hate people and want them all to die!" -Suz, age 17
"I Don't Care™." -Dave, age 18
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